Monday, September 19, 2011

kepada pemandu wanita : sile berhati hati !

aku punn tak tahu laa betul ke tak ,, tapi ,, better kite bhati hati lahh kan . mase aku bace mnde ney ,, memang rase seram sejuk wlaupun aku belom drive lagi . overr kan ? tpi kalau mnde ney jadi kat org org yg kite syg ,, mesti kite frust sbb x bgtau diorang awal2 . so ,, mehh cekidaott :D
 
 
 
 
 
 
Pada suatu hari, terdapat seorang wanita yang berhenti di stesen minyak untuk mengisi minyak. Setelah selesai memenuhkan tangki minyak selepas membayar menggunakan kad kredit di pam dan ingin meninggalkan stesen tersebut, atendan di dalam kedai lantas bercakap menerusi speaker dan memberitahu sesuatu yang berlaku dengan kad itu dan meminta wanita itu masuk ke dalam untuk membayar tunai.






Wanita itu keliru kerana dia telah selesai mengisi minyak dan pembayaran menggunakan kad kredit telah diluluskan. Dia menunjukkan isyarat tangan kepada atendan tersebut dan bersiap sedia untuk meninggalkan tetapi atendan tersebut sekali lagi menggesa wanita tersebut masuk ke dalam kaunter kedai untuk membayar tunai.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Dengan perasaan sedikit marah, wanita itu terus masuk ke dalam kedai dan mempertikaikan tindakan petugas tersebut dan menuduh dia menipu. Atendan tersebut memberitahu supaya wanita itu bertenang dan mendengar dengan teliti
 
 
 
 
 
 

Atendan memberitahu ketika wanita tersebut sedang mengisi minyak, dia telah melihat seorang lelaki telah masuk ke dlm kereta dan bersembunyi dikerusi belakang . Dengan segera beliau telah menghubungi pihak polis. Wanita tersebut terus menjadi takut dan segera melihat pintu keretanya terbuka dan lelaki itu telah menyusup keluar dan meninggalkan kereta itu dengan tergesa-gesa.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Kes baru-baru ini didapati mempunyai kaitan dengan ujian untuk permulaan geng jenayah terbaru dimana memerlukan seseorang untuk membawa balik bahagian badan seorang wanita.
Salah satu cara yang mereka lakukan adalah dengan merangkak perlahan-lahan dan menyusup masuk ke dalam kereta wanita manakala sasaran utamanya adalah stesen minyak atau di kedai runcit pada waktu malam. Kemudian, mereka akan potong kaki / buku lali mangsa menculik mereka dan kemudiannya membunuh dan mencerai-beraikan mereka.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Kaedah lain adalah dengan memaksa wanita itu masuk ke dalam kereta kemudian menculik mereka,
Sila sebarkan ini kepada wanita lain, orang muda dan tua.
 

Pertama, wanita seharusnya lebih berhati-hati apabila ingin masuk ke dalam kereta pada waktu malam.

Kedua, Jangan letakkan kereta di tempat sunyi atau terpencil semata-mata ingin mendapatkan tempat letak kereta percuma!

Ketiga, Jika boleh, elakkan memandu seorang diri pada waktu malam!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ini adalah situasi sebenar! Penculikan! Pembunuhan! Putus dan anggota badan dicerai-ceraikan! Ini semua berlaku di Malaysia !
Jadikan amalan :
1. Pastikan kereta berkunci setiap masa walaupun anda meninggalkan kereta sebentar.
2. Periksa sekeliling kereta sebelum masuk ke dalam kereta.
3. Sentiasa peka terhadap sebarang tanda-tanda pelik dari persekitaran anda dan individu lain di dalam sekitar umum, terutama pada waktu malam..
 

bhaye sentiase berade di mane mane . jage dri anda sbaiknye :)

Thursday, September 8, 2011

minyak angin yg menggoda :)

aku rase aku kracunan mkanan . hahaha :D kelua masuk toilet ssuka hati tnpa mgira masa . dah tak terkira dahh . dan aku rase jamban tu punn dah jemu tgok aku masuk dlam dye . eh ,, apekahh ??? haha .






yg pnting ,, kurangkan makan ,, banyakkan melaburr . wakaka . hasilnya ??? berat i turun 4 kg . ehemsss ! tuu pun lepas tolak 3 kg time pose aritu . perut punn suda makin kempis . wauuu ,, best ! haha ! aku rase sakit perut sbb mkan rojak ari isnin kot . ari slase aku x mkan ,, rabu petang tu je baru mkan sbb melampau lmpau pulak lapa nye . haha ,,






jadi ,, pagi tdi aku rase mcm tanak dtg skola je . tpi last last pegi jugak lepas lumor myak angin cap kapak sbanyak mgkin kat perut . haha :) mase kat skola ,, dlam pkol 12 smthing ,, aku , aimi ngn azra nak pegi lab . mase otw nk pegi tu ,, laluan kiri kanan penuh dgan budak laki form 5 . aimi paleng dpan ,, aku tgah tgah ,, azra blakang .






mase tgah lalu ,, ttibe angin kuat pulak . haha ,, azra dahh bajet ayu habissss dah kat blakang tuu . lepassss je azra jalan melepasi budak2 laki tuu ,, ttibe ade sorang laki jerit ,, " woiii ,, bau minyak angin sape pulak ni ???! " hahaha ,, terus azra tersipu sipu . aku x sangke pulak kuat benauu bau myak angin aku tu . teheee ,,






yg penting ,, mission aku complete . bia azra yg dpat malu . bia azra yg diselubungi oleh myak angin . bia diorang ingat azra yg pkai myak angin . biakan . biakan ... kenape ?? sbb aku suke ! hahaha :D yg si ziera pulak ,, mentang mentang kelas aku bawah kelas dye ,, tiap2 mase dye akan jerit name aku dri tgkat atas .






" laliloo naz ! laliloo naz ! " bile aku toleh toleh ,, n pegi kat koridor luar smbel tinjau sape yg panggel aku ,, tgok2 dye dah bla . pndai betol . haha

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

sherashi beshame . haha :D



yeehaaaaaa ! haha :D lepass beperang dgan perut sndri . tahh knape ttibe pulakk my stomach is hurt hurtt . then i run run ke tandas n scream scream sperti cacing kerawit . haha :D sy sngat suke merosakkan bahase . sile paham :D hoho ~






so . ariney aku just nak share mnde ney kat korang . mane laa tawuu . kot kot korang skarang tgah prssure2 ke . bosan bosan ke . bole laa enjoy enjoy :D layaaaaannn ..





Bunyi sebutan nama; iaitu jika bunyi di :-



Depan = Markah 9
Atas = Markah 8
Bawah = Markah 5



Contoh:-

Nama Lelaki : Ahmad Azhar
Sebutan : Ah + mad + Az + har

Markah : 8 + 8 + 8 + 8
Jumlah : 32



Nama Perempuan : Arni Nazira
Sebutan : Ar + ni + Na + zi + ra

Markah : 8 + 5 + 8 + 5 + 8
Jumlah : 34

So Jumlah Keseluruhan : 32 + 34 = 66


mnde ney kirenye ikot sebotan lidah korang .



Mencari baki :-


Jumlah 66 dibahagi pula dengan nombor 9, 7, 5 dan 3.

Iaitu:-

66 bahagi 9 = 7.333333 . baki ialah 3
66 bahagi 7... baki ialah 3
66 bahagi 5... baki ialah 1
66 bahagi 3... baki ialah 0



** Oleh itu baki ialah 3, 3, 1 dan 0 (baca dari atas ke bawah)


Peringkat perjalanan usia perkahwinan (9, 7, 5, 3)


# 9 - Di masa muda (awal perkahwinan)

# 7 - Di masa memasuki pertengahan

# 5 - Di masa menghadapi masa tua

# 3 - Di masa tua (penghujung perkahwinan)



Jika baki :-

0 - Bulan Purnama

Di waktu ini rumah tangga sangat bahagia, hidup penuh dengan aman dan damai. Tidak berlaku kekecohan. Jika pasangan ini subur kemungkinan mendapat ramai anak.



1 - Biji Di Tasik

Di waktu ini pasangan hidup dengan keadaan kewangan yang hanya cukup makan. Tidak mewah (dengan kadar masing-masing) dengan kata lain tidak cukup duit atau susah sedikit untuk mendapatkan duit. Rezeki payah.



2 - Anak Raja Sekandang

Di waktu ini pasangan suami isteri romantis, rasa secocok, rasa sama padan dan saling memahami. Maka rumahtangga menjadi bahagia.



3 - Anak Raja Kepanasan

Di waktu ini sering berlaku pertengkaran, bergaduh, bermasam muka iaitu dengan kata lain perselisihan faham sering berlaku. Jika dibiarkan berlarutan rumahtangga akan hancur.



4 - Abu Atas Tunggul

Di waktu ini duit ada tapi tidak pernah cukup. Jika dapat wang pun hanya sekadar dapat lihat sahaja. Wang itu cepat habis digunakan. Ada-ada saja perkara yang hendak dibelanjakan. Senang datang senang habis. Poket sentiasa kosong.



5 - Telaga Di Bawah Bukit

Di waktu ini rezeki datang melimpah-limpah. Tidak menghadapi masalah kewangan. Hidup senang.



6 - Tanduk Seberkas

Di waktu ini pasangan menjadi romantis, penuh kemesraan dan penuh kasih sayang.



7 - Naga Seru

Di waktu ini pasangan tidak tenteram kerana masalah kuat cemburu. Selalu tidak percaya pada pasangan.



8 - -sama seperti nombor 0-





Peringatan : Korang jgn percaya sangat.. ni saje jek utk mengisi masa terluang sambil membuat kerja kira-mengira.. pgiraan nehh agak laa pning sikitt . kalau korang intrested nak buat tuu . hayunnn saje . haha . tpi klau ttibe fed up tuu . aku x kesahh . haha :D sbb aku cme bkongsi . kate sharing is caring . tak gituuu ? :)





sumber : calculation keserasian pasangan

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

tarekh lahir . warne :D

December 23rd - January 1st Red
January 2nd - January 11th Orange
January 12th - January 24th Yellow
January 25th - February 3 Pink
February 4th - February 8th Blue
February 9th - February 18th Green
February 19th - February 28th Brown
March1st - Match 10th Aqua
March 11 - March 20th Lime
March 21 satu Black
March 22 nd - March 31st Purple
April 1st - April 10th Navy
April 11th - April 20th Silver
April 21st - April 30th White
May 2nd - May 14th Blue
May 15th - May 24th Gold
May 25th - June 3rd Cream
June 4th - June13th Gray
June 14 - June 23rd Maroon
June 24th Gray
June 25 - July 4th Red
July 5th - July 14th Orange
July 15th - July 25 tahu Yellow
July 26th - August 4 tahu Pink
August 5th - August 13th Blue
August 14th - August 23rd Green
August 24 - September 2nd Brown
September 3rd - September12th Aqua
September 13th - September 22nd Lime
September 23rd Olive
September 24th - October 3rd Purple
October 4th - October 13th Nave
October 14th - October 23rd Silver
October 24 - November 11th White
November 12th - November 21st Gold
November 22nd - December1st Cream
December 2nd - December11th Gray
December 12th - December 21st Maroon
December 22nd Teal
RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ... and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.


CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.


TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.


GREY
You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.


GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.


GOLD
You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.


PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.


YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.


MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.


ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.


PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.


LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.


SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.


WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.


OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.


BROWN
You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.


BLUE
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.


NAVY
You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.


AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.


BLACK
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.


ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever. wards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.


AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.


BLACK
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.


ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.
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